Oh, Whataburger, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways. And incidentally, all of those ways seem to come back to the Whataburger Twitter feed. While you might not be expecting a place that makes dang good burgers to throw down equally as hard on social media, you might spit your Dr Pepper out laughing at some of these tweets. What can we say? Whataburger seems to know just what our hearts and our stomachs are hungry for.
Let's get acquainted with Whataburger, so grab your HCB or your jalapeño burger and cozy up. Warning, you might get whiplash from nodding your head so hard.
1. Get it right
If you're gonna talk about me behind my back, you can at least mention how much I like Whataburger
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) July 3, 2017
2. Just sayin'...
When your friend gets back with their ex and you know your Whataburger meal will last longer than their relationship?
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) June 29, 2017
3. The ideal relationship
???? pic.twitter.com/LMc19kcxan
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) June 28, 2017
4. Priorities, people
All my friends are posting pictures of their babies and engagement rings, and I'm over here posting pics of my Whataburger pic.twitter.com/9C8C0kugAU
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) June 19, 2017
5. Same priorities, different day
HBCB > Friday morning direct deposit pic.twitter.com/cE95nRVxc8
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) June 16, 2017
6. Summer mood
When people ask me where I want to be in life pic.twitter.com/rNJZ1TAdHQ
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) June 8, 2017
7. Meal Prep 101
Finally got this meal prep thing down? pic.twitter.com/wP7wfmpQ5M
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) June 2, 2017
8. The perfect compromise
The whole point of a coffee shake is when you need to chill out but you have to stay woke
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) May 27, 2017
9. School's out for summer!
The most exciting part of my summer will be all the trips to Whataburger
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) May 25, 2017
10. You know who you are
Friends offer to buy you Whataburger.
Best friends eat all your fries— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) May 24, 2017
11. True love never dies
I love Whataburger more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorrow
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) May 19, 2017
12. Water Burgers
Come get your dad? pic.twitter.com/hjfBVAtSMG
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) May 17, 2017
13. Live your best life
#NationalEatWhatYouWantDay done right pic.twitter.com/ChTFgD5ySU
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) May 11, 2017
14. Why walk when you can Whataburger?
If I had $495 I wouldn't be buying shoes, I'd be buying a whole lot of Whataburger
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) May 5, 2017
15. Buffalo. Sauce. Fountain.
A buffalo sauce fountain is what dreams are made of pic.twitter.com/xyMk28G6GN
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) April 21, 2017
16. The Texan's choice
10 out of 10 Texans prefer Whataburger.
Take that for data— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) April 18, 2017
17. Grammar games
I'd rather get Whataburger then get Whataburger?
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) April 3, 2017
18. Unless you want to lose a finger...
#NeverAskAWoman to share her fries pic.twitter.com/9zwNklhdzD
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) March 30, 2017
19. They involve another Whataburger run
What are my life plans? I can't even tell you what my plans are after I eat Whataburger
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) March 30, 2017
20. Actions speak louder than words
Don't tell me you love me, tell me you bought me Whataburger. pic.twitter.com/SRY205OQ0k
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) March 22, 2017
21. HBCBs for life
Pick me, choose me, LOVE ME pic.twitter.com/IByJG7NQjP
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) March 8, 2017
22. Texas Independence deserves a freebie
Nothing says #TexasIndependenceDay like getting Whataburger on your way into Texas on a @SouthwestAir flight pic.twitter.com/D8xWi26oS6
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) March 3, 2017
23. Pettiness level 100
If Whataburger named a burger after me it would be a Petty Melt?
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) February 24, 2017
24. No losers here!
Heads I go to Whataburger??
Tails I Whatasize it??????— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) February 22, 2017
25. Whataburger knows what the ladies want
Girls this February: All these onion rings and you still ain't put a ring on it. pic.twitter.com/74XKKP6pHz
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) January 26, 2017
