Love is a cold winter's night spent in front of the fire. Love is an unforgettable trip to Mallorca, Spain. Love is ... life-changing news shared via one of the new Starbucks Unicorn Frappuccinos?
Recently, one woman told her husband the most important news ever with her Starbucks order.
— ♡Young and in Love♡ (@crabbybutcute) April 19, 2017
When Starbucks employee @crabbybutcute Tweeted out this picture, our initial reaction was surprise. "Is that the new Unicorn Frappuccino?!" We then realized that the ungodly colorful cup had a message on it.
You're gonna be a dad, the Unicorn Frapp reads. We wouldn't necessarily prefer to receive (or give) news of such gravity this way, but we do see the gesture as sweet. There's also another wrinkle of complexity explained by the following Tweets.
— ♡Young and in Love♡ (@crabbybutcute) April 21, 2017
As @lancekeebler AKA pink ovtober eventually points out, this particular drink is mostly pink. Don't worry though, folks! The poster, crabby but cute as she may be, did clarify that there is blue in it.
That being said, we're wondering whether the baby will be a boy or a girl. We're also wondering what the soon-to-be dad thought of the drink. We know how @Its_Seddyyy and @liefullytrue feel about it.
— g?? (@liefullytrue) April 20, 2017
Also, we sense some tension between @crabbybutcute and @lancekeebler. Have they dated? Are they dating? Some things the world will just never know. (Until it's been Tweeted.)
For now, though, we'll chalk this act up as a sweet one but not quite 70-grams-of-sugar-sweet.
What do you think of this announcement?