I don't know about you, but I was very into pranks as a kid. The sugar-in-the-salt trick, saran wrap on the toilet, baking soda in your ketchup bottle- you name it. Pranks are definitely less socially acceptable among adults, but this doesn't make them any less fun. April Fools' Day is right around the corner, and these poop cookies are the perfect way to fool your friends!

Poop Cookies

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These poop cookies, also called bear poop, are the way to go for a sweet prank that will evoke a hilarious reaction from your friends. Along with being entertaining, these no-bake cookies are the perfect solution when you want a yummy treat without going through the effort of following an elaborate cookie recipe. They only need a few simple ingredients that you likely already have on hand.

To make them more chocolatey, add half a cup of chocolate chips. Add extra flavor with a few dollops of peanut butter or Nutella, or sprinkle some powdered sugar on top for decoration. Whether you add your own touch or not, these tasty treats will be delicious. These are also a great choice for Halloween, and they're easy enough to be made with the kids. Another popular poop cookie recipe is poop emoji cookies, which have little candy eyeballs on top to mimic the emoji.

One of the more festive versions is unicorn poop cookies, which are basically sugar cookies with food coloring and cream cheese, adorably decorated with sparkle gel and sprinkles. However, none are as convincing as this recipe. Serve your friends these chocolate cookies and watch their faces as they feel confusion, horror, and then amusement as they realize that you are not actually giving them pieces of poop!

How to Make Poop Cookies

Line a few cookie sheets with parchment paper or wax paper, then set aside.

Melt the butter/margarine in a large pot. As it melts, pour in the milk, sugar and cocoa powder. Mix well until everything is fully combined.

When it comes to a boil, remove the pot from the heat and immediately add in the oats and coconut.

Plop spoonfuls of the cookie dough onto your prepared baking sheets.

Refrigerate your poop cookies for about 30 minutes, then enjoy!

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Poop Cookies 

Prep Time: 3 minutes | Cook Time: 5 minutes

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INGREDIENTS

  • 1/2 cup butter/margarine
  • 1/2 cup milk
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 6 tbsp Cocoa powder
  • 3 cups oats
  • 1 cup coconut

Instructions

Line a few cookie sheets with parchment paper or wax paper, then set aside.

Melt the butter/margarine in a large pot. As it melts, pour in the milk, sugar and cocoa powder. Mix well until everything is fully combined.

When it comes to a boil, remove the pot from the heat and immediately add in the oats and coconut.

Plop spoonfuls of the cookie dough onto your prepared baking sheets.

Refrigerate your poop cookies for about 30 minutes, then enjoy!