New McDonald's Hacked Menu Left Me Feeling Disappointed and Grossed Out

McDonald's has done it yet again. Influenced by Tik Tok's ever-growing fascination with unlikely food mashups, the OG fast food innovator released an official selection of McDonald's Menu Hacks on January 31, 2022. I like to think of these new items as mini digestible art projects. Here's how it works: Order these menu hacks by name (Surf+Turf, Crunchy Double, Hash Brown McMuffin, or Land, Air & Sea), and you'll receive the components separately. Put the pieces together, and voila! To satisfy my own innate culinary curiosity, I tried all four.

McDonald's Menu Hacks

Hash Brown McMuffin

Mcdonald's hashbrown mcmuffin
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The most practical and functional McDonald's Menu Hack is also the simplest: a Sausage, Egg, and Cheese McMuffin plus one hash brown. Flavor-wise, the deep-fried potato patty doesn't add much to the McMuffin; however, combining the two items is an efficient way to have an on-the-go breakfast.

Crunchy McDouble

Crunchy McDouble
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Consisting of a McDouble, Chicken McNuggets, and delectable Tangy BBQ Sauce, this McDonald's Menu Hack certainly lives up to its name. The crispiness of the chicken nuggets adds a satisfying mouthfeel to the McDouble. Although the BBQ sauce makes the sandwich a little messy,  it's definitely necessary to tie the sandwich together. 

Surf+Turf 

Surf & Turf sandwich
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This is the part where I learn exactly how difficult it is to split two beef patties apart and shove three quarters of a Filet-O-Fish in the middle. The square seafood brick is my least favorite item on the McDonald's Menu, so I was a little concerned about my ability to give the Surf+Turf a fair shake. I actually had nothing to worry about because it gets completely lost in the Surf+Turf. The tartar sauce is overpowering, but the creaminess actually adds a nice balance to the acidity of the pickles. 

This menu item is only available on the app!

Land, Air, and Sea

Land air and sea burger
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Remember those tangram puzzles you used to do in elementary school? Putting together the Land, Air, & Sea was very reminiscent of solving one of those. Once I managed to correctly assemble this McDonald's Menu Hack, I literally gasped in awe. This must be how Dr. Frankenstein felt when he saw his creation come to life for the first time. Even though you've got a McChicken, Big Mac, and a Filet-o-Fish, none of the components blend, and it's just one weird competition of flavors. The Mac sauce dominates everything, and it was somehow very salty overall. I would only order this hack if I were competing in a drunken late-night dare.

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