Much to the chagrin of many proper photographers, low-quality food pictures have taken over our feeds. You can't scroll through Twitter or Instagram without seeing someone's run-of-the-mill homemade Thai or vegan, no-bake brownies. Firstly, the lighting is usually so-so. Further, plates are rarely wiped clean. You can see the photographer's oddly shaped feed in the background, blurred slightly by the "portrait" setting on his phone.
Generally, the things we see when we open up our beloved apps shouldn't classify as food porn. That said, they likely have a #foodporn slapped onto them any way. With that in mind, we found a veritable repository of horrendous food photos on Reddit. How stressed does this terrible food porn make you?
1. Chicken Sandwich
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/7hhqft/this_is_the_worst_fucking_sandwich_ive_ever_seen/
Pardon Louie69eyes's French (and immature username), but this photo is hilarious. It's just so white.
2. Homemade Potato Chips
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/7ig0ux/homemade_potato_chip/
Well, there's that. Try making this foolproof banana chip recipe instead.
3. In-N-Out Burger
This abomination is the way my friend likes his In N Out "burger." from shittyfoodporn
We're not too proud to admit that we love a bun-free burger every now and again. Our teeth are aching at just the thought of biting into that many cold fast food tomatoes at once, though.
4. Ravioli
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/7cwf1t/dont_eat_ravioli_off_a_paper_plate/
I don't think the fact that the ravioli has paper stuck onto it is the worst thing about this one. What list of tantalizing ravioli fillings of ravioli is that? Extra bland? Look at ours if this picture made you lose faith.
5. Chicken Nuggets and Tater Tots
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/6v4kes/chicken_nuggets_and_tater_tots_slow_roasted_in_my/
You know that Afroman song "Because I Got High"? We think xXBrOThaDEIONXx should make a remix about being too drunk to remember his tots and nuggies.
6. Eggs (We Think)
https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/6nwp72/eggs_finely_poached_in_a_latex_glove_with_ketchup/
This truly deserves a medal. Anyone willing to poach eggs in a latex glove is downright brave. We salute you, Emloin, with an egg-based hand.
7. Vegetarian Hotdogs
My girlfriend made vegetarian hotdogs. I threw them away. from shittyfoodporn
And with that, it's time for us to depart. We hope we didn't turn your stomach too much, folks.
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