Eating challenges are nothing new. In fact, we've covered the most ridiculous world records held by competitive eaters, as well some wild cooking competitions you can compete it. However, it has been an awful long time since we have seen someone house chicken nuggets like their life depends on it. In fact, it might even be the first time we've head of this epic of challenge. Robby Kalland documented his trip to Chick-fil-A during All-You-Can-Eat night on Twitter.
The story begins at two in the afternoon. Kalland laid down his intentions, which is a very yoga thing to do. After all, put into the universe what you wish to receive.
OFFICIAL ALL YOU CAN EAT NUGGETS GOAL FOR TONIGHT: 82.
I'm gunning for 1 over Kobe.
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
He was prepared. He knew the All-You-Can-Eat deal lasted only from 5:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. Here's how he prepared himself.
I ate lunch at 10:30 in order to be best prepared for the 5-7 pm time limit. I feel strong and good.
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
Let the games begin.
The champ is here pic.twitter.com/iu0Dz6glXo
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
The first few dozen go down smoothly.
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
18 (they're doing boxes of 6 after the initial 12 smh) pic.twitter.com/hkUaKSrKpt
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
36, still attacking nugz with an enthusiasm unknown to mankind pic.twitter.com/mS58rXzgCN
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
And finally, the meat sweats kick in about halfway through.
42, slowing but still feeling alright. The meat sweats have arrived pic.twitter.com/3P8NIVpq8d
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
Ever the honest sport, Kalland even accounted for the extra nugget that some might think he faked.
LET THE RECORD SHOW THIS BOX HAS 7 NUGZ AND I AM NOT INFLATING MY TOTALS WHEN I SAY 49 NEXT COUNT pic.twitter.com/NQglUqnz6Q
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
55. pic.twitter.com/UKKgSlxLMr
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
Of course, it wouldn't be an eating challenge in America if there weren't a few shady comments through to Chick-fil-A.
its all you can eat nug night ($12.99) and they bring them to you in boxes of 6 once you finish a box so as not to produce unnecessary waste https://t.co/UsZlEZhaHU
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
Things start to take a turn for the worse at nugget 63.
this is so much worse than the loaded bloomin onion
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
He powers through the next 10 and gives a few interviews along the way.
73.
Bonds.
The Golden State Warriors.
Kalland. pic.twitter.com/6RP6vQjyFL— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
And finally, he conquers the 82nd chicken nugget like a real hero.
Meat sweaty and proud, our hero emerges from the blinding fluorescent lights of Chick-fil-A into a dark winter night, victorious.
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) November 14, 2017
Thank you, Robby Kalland, for inspiring us all to believe in our sweet chicken dreams. A writer for Uproxx Sports, Kalland even wrote a great article about his experience housing 82 nuggets.
