If you've spent a few minutes on the popular e-commerce website, Amazon, you know that they sell everything under the sun. And we mean everything. Whether you are looking for a t-shirt to give to your friend as a gag gift celebrating their retirement or a practical banana slicer for the kitchen, Amazon has it all.
We thought we'd round up some of the weirdest Amazon products on the web and share them. Who knows, maybe you'll find something you'd really like to showcase in your house.
1. USA Beer Cap Map
Love drinking craft beer whenever you travel? This map is the perfect way to showcase all your favorite beers.
2. Pig Oven Mitt
Remove your cookies from the oven in style with this slightly terrifying pig oven mitt.
3. School Bus Armchair
Relive your childhood days of spitting spitballs at the bus driver with this comfy school bus armchair.
4. Bob Ross Chia Pet
This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves to binge The Joy of Painting on Netflix.
5. Marshall Compact Fridge
It's not a speaker; it's a mini-fridge!
6. Book Lover's Soy Candle
More and more people are reading exclusively on their Kindles and iPads. Regnite that first book opening smell with this soy candle.
7. Jeff Goldblum Bath Shower Curtain
Life finds a way with this shower curtain. It seems that the designer was so preoccupied with whether or not they could make this shower curtain they didn't stop and ask if they should.
8. Wooden Eyeglass Holder
You'll never lose your pair of spectacles again.
9. Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker
Making breakfast just got ten times easier.
10. Classic Black Kit-Cat Klock
These clocks are said to be the #1 seller in the United States.
11. Squatty Potty
Bowel movements have never felt better.
12. Air Plant Jellyfish
Have you ever looked for plants on Amazon? These air plant jellyfish can add a whimsical touch to your home.
13. Lot of Misprinted Pens
It's exactly what you think. A bunch of ballpoint pens with misprinted labels.
14. Tortilla Throw Blanket
Wrap yourself up tight like a burrito.
15. Runaway Alarm Clock
Mornings don't get any easier with this alarm clock that runs away.
16. White Cat Toliet Brush Holder
Add a little bit of zen to your commode.
17. Inflatable Bull Rider Pool Toy
Throw off your flip flops and jump into the pool, it's rodeo time!
18. Garden Genie Gloves
Have you ever wanted to be Wolverine while pruning your tomato plants? Now is your chance.
19. Beeswax Baby Hand Candles
Lil' chubby hands. Enough said.
20. Cabin Kit
Yes, Amazon actually sells ENTIRE houses.
21. Potty Putter Game
Sink a hole while doing your business.
22. Stainless Steel Soap
Hate having your hands smell like garlic after chopping up a clove or two? Rub your hands with this soap and the scent will magically disappear.
23. Nicolas Cage Decorative Pillow
This Nicolas Cage pillowcase will make all your National Treasure dreams come true.
24. Elephant Footrest
Set your trunk down on this pachyderm footrest.
25. Danny DeVito Cutout
Place in your spouse's closet and wait for the best scare of their life.
26. Miniature Inflatable Guy
Tip: Put this on your desk at work and become the hit of the office.
27. Mustache Outlet Stickers
I mustache you a question, why are your outlets always surprised?
28. Cat Butt Tissue Holder
The tissues are clean, I promise.
29. Fish Mailbox
Show your neighbors how much you love to fish with this mailbox.
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30. Bathroom Art Prints
Enjoy your poop.
31. Bread Pillow
If there was an award for the weirdest thing on Amazon this one would be a contender.
32. Motion Activated Toilet Light
All you need is light-up toilet paper.
33. Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder
This unicorn is full of nuts.
34. Face Bank
Saving money couldn't be any creepier.
35. Pet Teepee
Your pet will love to camp out in their own teepee.
36. World Decanter
This is the perfect gift for every whiskey lover.
37. Soap Opera Scrubber Holder
Add a little operatic flair to your kitchen.
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38. The Original Pillow Girlfriend
It's the perfect girlfriend! No nagging or debating on where to eat for dinner.
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39. The Original Pillow Boyfriend
For those lonely nights.
40. Inflatable Jacuzzi
Can you imagine taking this thing to the campground?
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41. Mini Aquaponic Ecosystem
Grow some food and keep your fish happy at the same time.
42. Drill Brush Power Scrubber
For those really dirty dishes.
43. Red Mouth Telephone
Still use a landline? Think about investing in these lips.
44. Hi I'm Mat Welcome Mat
Welcome, I'm Mat.
45. Sexy Kitchen Apron
Hey there, hot stuff.
