45 Hilarious Amazon Items That'll Turn Your House Into a Home

If you've spent a few minutes on the popular e-commerce website, Amazon, you know that they sell everything under the sun. And we mean everything. Whether you are looking for a t-shirt to give to your friend as a gag gift celebrating their retirement or a practical banana slicer for the kitchen, Amazon has it all.

We thought we'd round up some of the weirdest Amazon products on the web and share them. Who knows, maybe you'll find something you'd really like to showcase in your house.

1. USA Beer Cap Map

Love drinking craft beer whenever you travel? This map is the perfect way to showcase all your favorite beers.

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2. Pig Oven Mitt

Remove your cookies from the oven in style with this slightly terrifying pig oven mitt.

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3. School Bus Armchair

Relive your childhood days of spitting spitballs at the bus driver with this comfy school bus armchair.

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4. Bob Ross Chia Pet

This is the perfect gift for anyone who loves to binge The Joy of Painting on Netflix.

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5. Marshall Compact Fridge

It's not a speaker; it's a mini-fridge!

Marshall mini fridge
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6. Book Lover's Soy Candle 

More and more people are reading exclusively on their Kindles and iPads. Regnite that first book opening smell with this soy candle.

Old Books - Book Lovers' Soy Candle - 8oz Jar
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7. Jeff Goldblum Bath Shower Curtain

Life finds a way with this shower curtain. It seems that the designer was so preoccupied with whether or not they could make this shower curtain they didn't stop and ask if they should.

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8. Wooden Eyeglass Holder

You'll never lose your pair of spectacles again.

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9. Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker 

Making breakfast just got ten times easier.

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10. Classic Black Kit-Cat Klock

These clocks are said to be the #1 seller in the United States.

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11. Squatty Potty

Bowel movements have never felt better.

Squatty Potty The Original Bathroom Toilet Stool, 7" height, White
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12. Air Plant Jellyfish 

Have you ever looked for plants on Amazon? These air plant jellyfish can add a whimsical touch to your home.

Air Plant Flying Jellyfish School of 3 with 2 oz. Fertilizer
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13. Lot of Misprinted Pens 

It's exactly what you think. A bunch of ballpoint pens with misprinted labels.

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14. Tortilla Throw Blanket

Wrap yourself up tight like a burrito.

Tortilla blanket
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15. Runaway Alarm Clock

Mornings don't get any easier with this alarm clock that runs away.

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16. White Cat Toliet Brush Holder

Add a little bit of zen to your commode.

cat brush cleaner
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17. Inflatable Bull Rider Pool Toy

Throw off your flip flops and jump into the pool, it's rodeo time!

inflatabull
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18. Garden Genie Gloves

Have you ever wanted to be Wolverine while pruning your tomato plants? Now is your chance.

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19. Beeswax Baby Hand Candles

Lil' chubby hands. Enough said.

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20. Cabin Kit

Yes, Amazon actually sells ENTIRE houses.

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21. Potty Putter Game

Sink a hole while doing your business.

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22. Stainless Steel Soap

Hate having your hands smell like garlic after chopping up a clove or two? Rub your hands with this soap and the scent will magically disappear.

Zwilling J.A. Henckels Stainless Steel Soap
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23. Nicolas Cage Decorative Pillow

This Nicolas Cage pillowcase will make all your National Treasure dreams come true.

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24. Elephant Footrest

Set your trunk down on this pachyderm footrest.

Merax Have-Fun Series Upholstered Ride-on Storage Ottoman Footrest Stool with Vivid Adorable Animal Shap (Gray, Elephant)
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25. Danny DeVito Cutout 

Place in your spouse's closet and wait for the best scare of their life.

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26. Miniature Inflatable Guy

Tip: Put this on your desk at work and become the hit of the office.

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27. Mustache Outlet Stickers

I mustache you a question, why are your outlets always surprised?

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28. Cat Butt Tissue Holder

The tissues are clean, I promise.

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29. Fish Mailbox

Show your neighbors how much you love to fish with this mailbox.

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30. Bathroom Art Prints

Enjoy your poop.

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31. Bread Pillow

If there was an award for the weirdest thing on Amazon this one would be a contender.

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32. Motion Activated Toilet Light 

All you need is light-up toilet paper.

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33. Unicorn Head Squirrel Feeder 

This unicorn is full of nuts.

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34. Face Bank 

Saving money couldn't be any creepier.

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35. Pet Teepee

Your pet will love to camp out in their own teepee.

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36. World Decanter

This is the perfect gift for every whiskey lover.

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37. Soap Opera Scrubber Holder

Add a little operatic flair to your kitchen.

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38. The Original Pillow Girlfriend 

It's the perfect girlfriend! No nagging or debating on where to eat for dinner.

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39. The Original Pillow Boyfriend 

For those lonely nights.

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40. Inflatable Jacuzzi

Can you imagine taking this thing to the campground?

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41. Mini Aquaponic Ecosystem 

Grow some food and keep your fish happy at the same time.

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42. Drill Brush Power Scrubber

For those really dirty dishes.

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43. Red Mouth Telephone

Still use a landline? Think about investing in these lips.

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44. Hi I'm Mat Welcome Mat

Welcome, I'm Mat.

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45. Sexy Kitchen Apron

Hey there, hot stuff.

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