Sometimes you just want a drink, but you don’t want to pay a ridiculous amount or wait in a line that snakes around the bar with no real ending. While I’m not encouraging you to engage in illegal activities, I do believe that the key to enjoying an event is to work smarter, not harder.
With that mind, here are 10 hidden creative flasks that could trick even the stingiest of security at festivals, BYOB events, and the like because they’re just so functional.
Editor’s Note: Please do not consume alcohol unless you’re 21. Seriously, nothing good happens after midnight.
1. The Hairbrush Flask
2. The Scarf Flask
The FlaskScarf comes in 13 different colors and prints, and each holds eight ounces of your favorite drink, whether it’s juice or wine. No judgment here.
For $25.95, you’ll never be cold ever again because you’ll be wearing a scarf and you may or may not be drunk.
3. The Binoculars Flask
Who could ever blame you for sight-seeing? Manage your tolerance with crowds by letting loose a bit with this binoculars flask, perfect for game day and beyond.
Each eyepiece holds eight ounces, so that’s 16 ounces total per one pair. Imagine the possibilities! For $13.99 (on sale from $19.99), these will make any event slightly bearable.
4. The WineRack
For $29.99, you’ll not only have a hidden bottle of wine on you, but you’ll also have an incredibly comfortable sports bra. As if you needed an excuse to wear a sports bra to an event. I know I don’t!
5. The Sunscreen Flasks
This set of two sunscreen bottles come complete with security seals and a funnel for extra precision in the deceit. While lotion bottles are popular, sunscreen is practical and who can yell at you for carrying around some bottles of SPF?
6. The Chill Pack Flask
For $7.97 (on sale from $19.97), you have this ready for beach season and long fishing trips. Trust me, you’ll need it.
7. The Umbrella Flask
Like the sunscreen bottles and ice pack above, who could argue with carrying around an umbrella just in case? This umbrella flask holds nine ounces of alcohol and comes with lid seals.
8. The Camera Flask
Exactly. Find yours here for $15.99 and start practicing your best I’m-taking-a-photo-but-I’m-really-getting-drunk face.
9. The Book Flask
10. The Mittens Flask
While some items are meant for warm weather, these are meant for cold weather. The left mitten holds four ounces of your favorite drink.